strippers & peelers

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China cracks down on striptease funerals. [found on wanbro]

at lunch today (incidentally my last day at work), a co-worker regaled me with a pretty nasty stripper story at a stag party he went to at a polish restaurant. (of course, we happened to be eating lunch in a polish restaurant.)

strippers seem to fill out a more important social function than I thought, appearing at major life events and all. first weddings, now funerals…but why stop there? there’s a huge untapped market of bar mitzvahs, baptisms, and–hey, why not have a couple of these gals on call at hospitals for the actual birth?

the funny thing is, if that idea would kick off anywhere it would be montreal.