Plastic smiles melt
Logic with pens and zeroes
Do you like our firm?
Palms are sore from shaking
Hands of smiling strangers
Too much jerking off
Lovely offices
With nice view and carpeting
Why is she crying?
Tie matches the socks
By design. Wish this place matched
With me as nicely
The anxiety
Rises with every word
Give me an offer
For bending over
Do I get the position?
Reach around a must
(s. carsley, from law student paper The Kraken)